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- - C - H - - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - (MARTINA OF FEDERATION AGAINST LAMERS/FAL - 1AND AGAIN THE FEDERATION AGAINST LAMERS ARE BACK! - ALL OF YOU KNOW THE SLEDEHAMMER-LINKER FROM THE FINNISH-GROUP 'Z-CIRCLE', ISN'TIT? FINE. - BA LAMER-GROUP WITH THE NAME 'RAZE' RE- CRACKED THAT COOL LINKER AND RE-NAMED ITINTO 'XYBO-LINK'. LAME LAME LAME! IF YOUSWAP WITH THIS ASSHOLES THEN STOP IT. IFYOU MAKE YOUR VOTES FOR MAGAZINES THEN PUT THE NAME 'RAZE' ON PLACE ONE. THAT'SGREAT, SWEET BOYS! - &ANYWAY, FEDERATION AGAINST LAMERS ARE: - (MANUELA, INSA, ELKE, TANJA AND MARTINA!! - IF YOU KNOW SOME LAME SHIT, THEN CALL USIN GERMANY UNDER: 04164 - 4807 (MARTINA) - 1 6UR'S SWEET MARTINA/FAL - CHAR BY DYNAMIX - SOUND BY CRAZY - TEXT BY INSA OF FEDERATION AGAINST LAMERS - - ,WELCOME TO THE FINAL SCREEN IN "BEST MOVIES" - THIS DEMO WAS WRITTEN, BECAUSE WE (ALW 4009) THINK THAT WE (ALL US AT THE NETWORK!) NEED A LIST OF THE BEST FILMS AT THE NET RIGHT NOW - IF YOU DISAGREE WITH OUR JUDGMENT OF THE FILMS ON THE MARKET, YOU BETTER WRITE US A LETTER AND TELL US WHAT WE DID WRONG !?! - ALL FILMS ARE PLACED IN CATEGORIES AND WE WILL START FROM THE BACK - ( JUST TO MAKE THE SHOW MORE INTERESTING - .ON YOUR MARKS! - <1. CATEGORY : "FUNNY FILMS" - ) THE LIST : 10. HONEY, I SCHRUNK THE KIDS - 79. EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY - 48. MOON OVER PARADOR - 66. A FISH CALLED WANDA - 44. COMING TO AMERICA - 13. TURNER & HOOCH - 2AND THE NUMERO UNO - >1. MORONS - FROM OUT OF SPACE - _ THE MOST STUPID FILM EVER MADE - >AND NOW TO ALIENWARE'S SPECIAL FAVORIT CATEGORY (THE BEST EVER - <2. CATEGORY : "ALIEN FILMS" - 3 YEPS! CREATURES FROM OUT OF SPACE MY DEAR FRIENDS - 8 THE TOP 5 : 5. LEVIATHAN (COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER!) - =4. THE ABYSS (NICE PICTURES.) - 3. ALIEN (THE FIRST ONE WITH SIGUERY WEAVER, OR WHAT THE BITCH IS CALLED) - (2. ALIENS (THE SECOND EPISODE OF A SAGA) - =AND THE BEST "ALIEN FILM" IS - ." RCA T)AAE! HMMH - IT'S GOT TO BE 1. JOHN CARPENTERS : THE THING (STARING KURT RUSSELL ETC.) - AND NOW TO THE CATEGORY "SCARING FILMS" : 5. EVERY FILM IN THE SAGA WITH FREDDY KRUEGER. YES YOU ARE RIGHT IT'S NIGHTMARE ON ELM. STREET (AGAIN!) THE NEWEST ONE IS "THE DREAM CHILD" - .5 FREDDY WANTS A BABY - +4. CHILDS GAME (YOU WOULDN'T WHANT A CHUCKY - <3. CLIVE BAKERS : HELLRAISER - 2. CLIVE BAKERS SECOND HELLRAISER : HELLRAISER II - HELLBOUND (TRY TO EAT WHILE YOU ARE LOOKING AT THESE TWO FILMS - 1 I'LL GIVE YOU 3 MINUTES AND THEM YOU WILL PJUKE - AND THE BEST AND MOST SICK AND CRUEL STORRY HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING (WHAT A GREAT MAN - A VIEW SO CRUEL - YOU REALY OUGHT TO READ THE BOOK BEHIND THIS FILM) YES! YA' GUSSED RIGHT! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 1 - 1. PET SEMATARY - DR. LOUIS CREED IS HAVING THE FUN OF A LIFETIME - !3 WHAT A GREAT MOVIE - 'IT MADE ME SICK! AND I REALY LIKE THAT. - WE DON'T SAY THAT WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT FILMS, BUT WE KNOW MORE THAN YOU!?! - FUNNY-FILMS IS NOT OUR SPECIAL, WE WILL GLADLY ADMIT THAT. OUR FAVORITE STORIES ARE CRUEL, FRIGHTFULL & SICK - 1 OH! MY GOD, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE A VIDEO-MASHINE - WELL! NOW WE WILL QUOTE ONE OF THE BEST LINES FROM "PET SEMATARY". - <DR. LOUIS GREED : "LIE DOWN! - 6SO THAT WAS THAT FOLKS - . IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE, BUT BETTER TO BE DEAD - ;/./ END OF TRANSMISSION /./ - - - C - H - - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - (MARTINA OF FEDERATION - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - (MARTINA OF FEDERATION AGAINST LAMERS/FAL - 1AND AGAIN THE FEDERATION AGAINST LAMERS ARE BACK! - ALL OF YOU KNOW THE SLEDEHAMMER-LINKER FROM THE FINNISH-GROUP 'Z-CIRCLE', ISN'TIT? FINE. - BA LAMER-GROUP WITH THE NAME 'RAZE' RE- CRACKED THAT COOL LINKER AND RE-NAMED ITINTO 'XYBO-LINK'. LAME LAME LAME! IF YOUSWAP WITH THIS ASSHOLES THEN STOP IT. IFYOU MAKE YOUR VOTES FOR MAGAZINES THEN PUT THE NAME 'RAZE' ON PLACE ONE. THAT'SGREAT, SWEET BOYS! - &ANYWAY, FEDERATION AGAINST LAMERS ARE: - (MANUELA, INSA, ELKE, TANJA AND MARTINA!! - IF YOU KNOW SOME LAME SHIT, THEN CALL USIN GERMANY UNDER: 04164 - 4807 (MARTINA) - 1 6UR'S SWEET MARTINA/FAL - CHAR BY DYNAMIX - SOUND BY CRAZY - TEXT BY INSA OF FEDERATION AGAINST LAMERS - - ,WELCOME TO THE FINAL SCREEN IN "BEST MOVIES" - THIS DEMO WAS WRITTEN, BECAUSE WE (ALW 4009) THINK THAT WE (ALL US AT THE NETWORK!) NEED A LIST OF THE BEST FILMS AT THE NET RIGHT NOW - IF YOU DISAGREE WITH OUR JUDGMENT OF THE FILMS ON THE MARKET, YOU BETTER WRITE US A LETTER AND TELL US WHAT WE DID WRONG !?! - ALL FILMS ARE PLACED IN CATEGORIES AND WE WILL START FROM THE BACK - ( JUST TO MAKE THE SHOW MORE INTERESTING - .ON YOUR MARKS! - <1. CATEGORY : "FUNNY FILMS" - ) THE LIST : 10. HONEY, I SCHRUNK THE KIDS - 79. EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY - 48. MOON OVER PARADOR - 66. A FISH CALLED WANDA - 44. COMING TO AMERICA - 13. TURNER & HOOCH - 2AND THE NUMERO UNO - >1. MORONS - FROM OUT OF SPACE - _ THE MOST STUPID FILM EVER MADE - >AND NOW TO ALIENWARE'S SPECIAL FAVORIT CATEGORY (THE BEST EVER - <2. CATEGORY : "ALIEN FILMS" - 3 YEPS! CREATURES FROM OUT OF SPACE MY DEAR FRIENDS - 8 THE TOP 5 : 5. LEVIATHAN (COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER!) - =4. THE ABYSS (NICE PICTURES.) - 3. ALIEN (THE FIRST ONE WITH SIGUERY WEAVER, OR WHAT THE BITCH IS CALLED) - (2. ALIENS (THE SECOND EPISODE OF A SAGA) - =AND THE BEST "ALIEN FILM" IS - ." RCA T)AAE! HMMH - IT'S GOT TO BE 1. JOHN CARPENTERS : THE THING (STARING KURT RUSSELL ETC.) - AND NOW TO THE CATEGORY "SCARING FILMS" : 5. EVERY FILM IN THE SAGA WITH FREDDY KRUEGER. YES YOU ARE RIGHT IT'S NIGHTMARE ON ELM. STREET (AGAIN!) THE NEWEST ONE IS "THE DREAM CHILD" - .5 FREDDY WANTS A BABY - +4. CHILDS GAME (YOU WOULDN'T WHANT A CHUCKY - <3. CLIVE BAKERS : HELLRAISER - 2. CLIVE BAKERS SECOND HELLRAISER : HELLRAISER II - HELLBOUND (TRY TO EAT WHILE YOU ARE LOOKING AT THESE TWO FILMS - 1 I'LL GIVE YOU 3 MINUTES AND THEM YOU WILL PJUKE - AND THE BEST AND MOST SICK AND CRUEL STORRY HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING (WHAT A GREAT MAN - A VIEW SO CRUEL - YOU REALY OUGHT TO READ THE BOOK BEHIND THIS FILM) YES! YA' GUSSED RIGHT! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 1 - 1. PET SEMATARY - DR. LOUIS CREED IS HAVING THE FUN OF A LIFETIME - !3 WHAT A GREAT MOVIE - 'IT MADE ME SICK! AND I REALY LIKE THAT. - WE DON'T SAY THAT WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT FILMS, BUT WE KNOW MORE THA -